2013 is around the corner, I want to beg for
1. Please in 2013 don’t send any message that says General Overseer says I shouldn’t wear certain colours on certain months or days else I’ll die.
~Na U wan kill me?~
2. Don’t put a status on ur wall and commanding me to send it to 10 people and be blessed.
~It’s absolute foolishness.~
3. Don’t send any sms to me claiming that
MTN, AIRTEL, GLO, ETISALAT etc would recharge My phones if I send it to 7 people.
~Are you a fool?~
4. I don’t care what your mood is, stop telling me, If your goat like make e born triplet I don’t care.
~There are more important things to think about.~
5. Stop Putting your problem on facebook, BBM & twitter, people would like it, comment on it but would never ever solve it.
~Tell God in prayers~
6. Pls don’t send message telling me that I
shouldn’t answer call from a Particular number. If not I will die….
~So, all dis pple that die everyday na the number kill dem.~
7. Don’t tell me that the world is going to end on a particular date. I should sell off all I have & give the money to pastor but yet u have a lunch date with ur chick/guy.
~Are U Nostre Damus~
8. Don’t drop any comment on my posts that has no relationship to the topic of the posts.
~Are U a learner?~.
9. When U send message like hy, hello, sup, how are u, how was d nite, how u dey, how ur side, wetin dey, how is d weather, how are u coping, all at d same tym. Wetin U expect me to answer.
~Abi U no know say all mean d same tin?~
Lastly I kneel down beg U, even beg ur fore
father join, 4 dis 2013 no beg me 4 recharge card. Bcus I sitdown calculate d money wey I take send card give pple for 2012 na above
1million. Na 1 full plot of land money be dat.
~If U like, no blive me na ur wahala sha~
Happy New Year in Advance People…..
~Although Nobody Invite ME 2 cum chop Xmas rice, I stil dy on D luk out 4 new year own sha……….!~